childhoodruiner:

Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?

Me: 

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robotsatthedisco:

averagefairy:

i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready 

you become the miniboss

neckkiss:
“via weheartit
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subtleemphasis:
“ fulltime-internet:
“ pierrejanet:
“ theperksofpercolation:
“ calm-rage:
“It’s Britney, bitch.
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It’s Britney, bitch.
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It’s Britney, bitch.
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It’s Britney, bitch.
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It’s Britney, bitch.
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klefable:

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

coral:

We often accept lies because we hope there is truth in them.

highvictoriana:
“French lace fan with cherubs, 1885-1895. Courtesy of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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